MANU GINOBILI TO GO BROKE
The NBA's competition committee announced during its meeting Tuesday that it is taking measures to crack down on the rampant flopping going on around the Spurs the league. Beginning next year, players...
View ArticleARGENTINA GOT SERVED
With a 101-81 victory over Argentina, the Redeem Team has advanced to the gold medal game, where they will play Spain late Saturday night on NBC.The first quarter-plus was as much as a USA basketball...
View ArticleRELAX PEOPLE, IT’S JUST A BAT
With all the noise that vampires and the Twilight movies out, it was only a matter of time before bats started going to NBA games. It’s been all over ESPN today so I guess we had to post it here as...
View ArticleManu Ginobli Totally Saw An Alien
San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobli was wandering the streets last week when he peered into the evening sky and noticed something a bit odd. The Argentinian witnessed two lights seemingly chasing each...
View ArticlePop Quiz, David Stern: How Do You Punish Two Guys Flopping At Once?
Worst Kama Sutra page ever.Last night’s Western Conference Finals Game 1 between the San Antonio Spurs and the Oklahoma City Thunder was everything that we’ve expected this series to offer us ever...
View ArticleSorry, San Antonio Spurs, I Like Your HEB Commercial But I’m Still Going To...
It’s not as low-rent as the Oklahoma City Thunder shilling Jeeps, but here are the San Antonio Spurs in a commercial for steaks from Texas supermarket chain H-E-B because, hey, I have that grocery...
View ArticleShut Up, David Stern
"And then I gave her an extra $1,000 to take a dump on my chest."Last night, as I was initially excited to watch what felt like the first honest-to-Cthulhu good Thursday Night Football game of the...
View ArticleThis Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: The Screaming Spurs Lady
Last night’s Spurs/Warriors Game 1 went into double overtime and featured a dramatic game-winning three from Manu Ginobli, but the only thing anybody wants to talk about this morning is the “screaming...
View ArticlePeople Still Think This Picture Of Manu Ginobili With A ‘F*ck LeBron’ Sign Is...
Back in March, San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili became presumably the first NBA player to ever host an “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit. Someone else may have done it before him, but I read...
View ArticleManu Ginobili’s Game 6 No-Call, As Called By Don Draper (And The Morning Links)
Oh, EDSBS. You’ve managed to encapsulate everything a bystander needs to know about Game 6 of the NBA Finals in a Vine that is only 2/3 basketball. I will never again be able to see Manu Ginobili...
View ArticleMANU GINOBILI TO GO BROKE
The NBA's competition committee announced during its meeting Tuesday that it is taking measures to crack down on the rampant flopping going on around the Spurs the league. Beginning next year, players...
View ArticleARGENTINA GOT SERVED
With a 101-81 victory over Argentina, the Redeem Team has advanced to the gold medal game, where they will play Spain late Saturday night on NBC. The first quarter-plus was as much as a USA basketball...
View ArticleRIP Manu Ginobili’s Garbage Shoes, 2014-2014
Firstly, “Manu Ginobli Shoe Explosion” is the name of my 70s funk band. Secondly, not since LeBron James’ shoes turned to sludge have we seen a pair of sneakers fall apart so helplessly on a...
View Article5.17 The Cooler
Marianne Sylvia German Police Used Just 85 Bullets In 2011 [MSN] Lil Wayne Confesses His Love For Trina, Says He Misses Her [The Urban Daily] How Yahoo Killed Flickr and Lost the Internet [Gizmodo]...
View Article8 Points To Watch In The Thunder Vs. Spurs Series
While sports prognosticators forecast an Eastern Conference Finals full of egos, technical fouls and flops, the Western Conference has provided basketball fans everywhere with the prospect of a...
View ArticleNBA Fast Break: Bulls Stymy The Heat, Spurs Serve Warriors Double OT Defeat
Words By J. Tinsley Bulls 93, Heat 86 Forty-eight hours after dispatching the Nets in Brooklyn (apart of the trio of bad publicity events the borough received over a 72 hour stretch), the Chicago Bulls...
View ArticleHeat Run Away From The Spurs For 103-84 Win In NBA Finals Game 2
After 24 minutes of play, the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat played an incredibly contested game of basketball. Tony Parker was hitting unbelievable running bank shot after unbelievable running...
View ArticleSpurs Demolish Heat 113-77, Take 2-1 Series Lead
Prior to last night’s Game 3 between the Spurs and Heat, there hadn’t been a recorded ass whooping this bad since Suge, 2Pac and friends stomped out Orlando Anderson. One had to figure San Antonio...
View ArticleManu Ginobili’s Game-Winning Lay-Up Vs. Memphis Produces Two-Way Tie Atop...
With the game on the line and a score tied, the absolute last thing a defense wants to do is allow a high percentage look at the basket. Seriously, if you’re going to permit an offensive player to do...
View ArticleGame, Set, Rematch: Spurs Advance To NBA Finals
Via Bleacher Report Eighty-two regular season games, three playoff rounds and we’re right back where we left off. For the second straight year, the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs face off in the...
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